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A Little More About Me

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Since my first few posts have been more on the serious side I thought I would try to do something a little on the lighter side of things today…and I’m already out of ideas too which probably isn’t good at this point. Remember those things you used to fill out as a kid that asked you all kinds of questions and the you would send it to your friends to see what their answers were? Yeah, me neither (ain’t nobody got time fo dat). Well this is going to be the adult version of that.

1. Tens things I love:

  • cleaning out my ears, its almost as good as an orgasm…an eargasm
  • Britney Spears and I am unashamed!
  • having my ass grabbed
  • having road rage, it feels good to unload on someone when they can’t hear you
  • swing dancing
  • shake my ass like a whore dancing
  • Bud Light Lime
  • MAKEUP!!! Sephora knows me way too well
  • sauce, any kind, ranch, blue cheese, soy, terriaki, malt vinegar, arby’s, bbq, italian, just about everything I eat I want covered in sauce
  • And last but not least my family, most of the time anyway

2. Ten things I hate

  • having my ass slapped
  • mixing up my boxes of macaroni, if I am making more than one box they all have to be the same
  • World of Warcraft
  • League of Legends
  • Diablo III
  • slow drivers
  • toast that get too toasted
  • centipedes/millipedes
  • children’s socks, they disappear much faster than adult socks
  • accidentally peeing when I sneeze, or cough, or laugh, or fart, or jump, basically anytime I am not sitting on the toilet

3. My favorite kind of music: Rock n’ Roll, whether it’s metal, emo screamo, punk, or whatever. I love rock!

4. Favorite band/s: Slipknot, Papa Roach, Disturbed, In This Moment, Theory of a Deadman, Korn, Mudvayne

5. Least favorite kind of music: rap, unless they are talking about something besides bitches and hoes, money, or drugs I usually hate it

6. Least favorite bands/artists:Nikki Minaj, Drake, Blue October

7. Favorite position: I have two that are my favorites, but I won’t name names (one of them is doggie)

8. Favorite things to do: absolutely nothing, sleep, Facebook stalk (j/k)

9. Least favorite things to do: clean, dishes, clean, take out trash, clean

10. Favorite TV show: Pretty Little Liars…in fact, it’s less than 30 days until Season 4 premiere so I need to go watch the whole first 3 seasons nonstop while ignoring my children.

To be continued, maybe, if I ever feel like it…