My son: “Hey mom, Why did the kid talk to his brother?”
Me: “I don’t know, why?
My son: “Because his brother was the toilet!” Followed by copious amounts of annoying laughter.
Sometimes I really want to know what goes on in my childrens’ heads and other times I would rather not know.
Things my children say amuse me, confuse me and sometimes really catch me off guard. My son is too freaking smart and sometimes he says these words that I had know idea he knew. My daughter has a pretty good vocabulary for being two, but sometimes her pronunciation could use some work.
I think that is going to be my goal for the summer, I”m going to make sure my son knows how to spell most of the words he uses and I want to work with my daughter on the alphabet, phonics and numbers more. Dreams of grandeur, I know, but anything is better than making no effort at all, right?
Oh, and I will definitely be teaching my son some better jokes, ones that are actually funny.
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